A Cup of Tea Dear?

A Cup of Tea Dear?

Superwholock etc

LESBIANS EVERYWHERE

volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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funky-spock:

kniightmare:

nani is queen

see also: how to sister

fagmobs:

precumming:

u have a butthole …… i have a tongue ….. interesting

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tentacletherapissed:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

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trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: dispora)

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS


i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS

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i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

(Source: vampirequeenarchives)

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

ben-c:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

i think my favourite part of this is “can we not do this again dave” because it makes me very curious as to dave’s previous shenanigans 

(Source: shittinggold)

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